Um i can’t answer questions right now but this message just

"u are the most vulgar-"

cannot

"-yet nicest person-"

handle how

"-i have ever encountered-"

cute

"and it confuses the shit outta me"

it is

Does anybody have any fic reqs or ideas that I could translate into some piece that could distract me from pulling my limbs off tonight? Please send me a message or something. I’m coming home. Time for term break.

justroyai:

"We were able to fish out something larger than expected."

rizascupcakes:

literally the best decision i’ve made in the past week is instead of letting the rudeass and/or obnoxious shit people say make me feel bad about myself i now just let all that anger and negativity go into my opinion of them and so far it’s 10/10 would recommend

Literally what I did for the past five years of my life.

theashlynwinchester:

*writes smut that accidentally turns into angst* *slams head against wall* I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

(via transmootation-circle)

#me  #sorry  

Exam’s in a few hours.

I’m letting my head rest. (Universe, let me pass this thing. I don’t want to have to retake it.) (That shouldn’t even be much of a problem since it won’t affect my gpa but fuck I’m too lazy to study with this “we’re gonna get our bodies back” intensity and passion.) (I’ve been a nice person in the past years. I have legitimate, genuine non-imaginary friends now.) (Universe, are you listening?)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(via liv-andletdie)

ravenrocketer:

claviclez:

ravenrocketer:

claviclez:

ravenrocketer:

claviclez:

"oh so you’re straight now"

"oh she’s gay again" 

how about no fuk u 

There’s no c because u gotta enunciate the FUK

#im sorry den

reblogging because this is the first time you called me by my first name ^_^

U NEVER TOLD US BEFORE

I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SLIP IT INTO A CONVERSATION

"Eyo lil mama let me whisper my name in yo ear" *seductive whispering* "den"

that’s anti-climactic i’m peeing myself hahahahaha

colonelhawkeye:

riza hawkeye?? i mean sure she’s alright but— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of riza hawkeye spill out of jacket] w-what a stupid character i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of riza hawkeye fanfics scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

(via riza-hotguy)

ravenrocketer:

claviclez:

I really like meta-ing. Somebody meta with me. (Then we can be friends forever and ever! Or pursue a romantic relationship that would ultimately fail because of my natural ability to fuck things up. I’m just hoping.)

Im pretty sure if. Fuck things up the relationship would go well

i’d get A+ for effort though

i’m up for any roy mustangs or riza hawkeyes out there js